Woe is me :(

I keep coughing.

My hayfever's ridiculous.

I burnt my finger and have no recollection of doing it. Some fat must have splashed onto my finger or something.

I smashed my elbow on a piece of metal that wasn't sticking out. I can't stretch my arm all the way out without it hurting.

And I kicked my dodgy toenail when slipping on a wet floor. Everyone heard me yell out, and everyone reacted the same when I said I'd kicked it - 'eww' (I might have talked about my toenail before) it's almost off. It's sort of interesting under there, but mainly disgusting. I can't balance properly anymore.

Oh, and then I tortured myself with the England/Algeria game. Are you freakin' kidding me? We're a terrible team. Sorry, we need to get over ourselves (maybe then we'd have a decent, hard-working team). Did like watching Beckham mouthing the words 'Oh, fuck off Ref' right at the end. Enjoyed the boy watching the game more. "Come on England football!" ... toddlers are awesome. When they're not waving books in your face for reading and you're a)coughing b)bunged up and c)watching the football (I love him, but I'd read before the match, at half time, and at bedtime too).

Life's not completely terrible though. I won't be blogging tomorrow, since I'm 'celebrating' 5 years at work (if no managers were reading, I'd say commiserating, lol) ... I'm going to town on the TGI cocktails, even if no one else does! Got to get an outfit still ... oh, and I'm seeing some of the mcfans next Saturday! Wish the other two were coming, but they both already have plans. Still ... it's been way, WAY too freaking long!